WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU?
One day the Hodja was approached by a man who was notorious in the village as a gossip, and the Hodja disliked him for it.
"Hodja Effendi," he said, as if imparting a tremendous secret, "I just saw the baker's son carrying a huge baked turkey on a very large tray!"
"What's that got to do with me?" said the Hodja.
"But Hodja Effendi, I think I noticed it was being taken to your house!"
"Then, what has it got to do with you?" was the curt reply.
